Green him up
April Brewster Smythe of Fort Wayne thinks it’s more important to give 40-year-old Frosty a pair of running shorts than a full-fledged makeover. Get him more active, she says. And stronger.
And much more green.
“I would love to see him use organic cotton for his black hat, dance to the sounds of urban music and use purple grapes for his eyes,” says Brewster Smythe, founder of the Waynedale Green Alliance.
He should have a carrot nose – what is that thing in the cartoon, anyway? A clown nose? A cherry? – and healthy-up some other aspects of his lifestyle.
“He should definitely stuff the pipe,” she says. “No smoking for our 40-year-old Frosty.”
More than some physical changes, Brewster Smythe has some activity changes for the tubby snowman, piggy-backing on the idea that he be “greener.”
Frosty should get involved with river clean-ups, recycling and the like, she says.
And, of course, sled-riding.